September 11, 2020
Why am I sharing this breaking news?
If this becomes a fashion trend, I can now claim that I started it since I have proof right here. Note: you must use colorful, bright polish like hot pink. I’ve already written out my story for Vogue, so I’m ready when they call.Other fashion trends I may be responsible for
One pant leg cuffed and the other one not. This only works if they are capris jeans that are suppose to be cuffed. Yes I went to 5 stores like that before I realized it, so I’m certain the exposure was enough to catch on.This is not to be confused with walking out of the nail salon after a pedicure and forgetting to fix the pant legs you hiked up over your knees so you could stick your feet in the water, and then going through the entire grocery store before you realize you look like Tom Sawyer on his way to go fishing. There is no way to pretend this was on purpose, so change grocery stores immediately.
Sporting an old, barely-sticky sticker on the rear pocket of your jeans is only considered trend-worthy if :
it has SpongeBob or Dora on it
is an old sticker that is barely has any stick to it, yet manages to still stay on
you didn’t know you placed it on yourself when you sat on it in the car
If people stop you in the store to point out, “Did you know you have a sticker on you?” The answer is always “Yes, of course I do”. Then smile and walk away.
At this point in my life I find myself lucky that I haven’t ended up on People of Walmart. If you don’t know what that is, go check it out and come back.
I care about my readers and don’t want them missing out on the hottest fashion trends.
